BREAKING! Disney Facebook Admins Unanimously Decide to Start Following Their Own Rules.

Orlando, Fl

In a shocking turn of events Thursday, every single Facebook group admin decided to follow their own rules.

“I am in total shock,” claimed one group member, Jim Murray. “I never thought the admin gods would willingly take such a sacrifice like this,” Jim says. Jim was once lucky enough to meet an admin on a Disney trip and said “He was just standing there, floating and radiating light. I touched his hand and felt the warm glow flow through me.” Jim said that immediately afterwards he visited the doctor and found that he was cured of cancer and that his glaucoma had disappeared. “It is truly a miracle that they would willingly treat themselves like one of us!”

When pressed for comment one popular admin, Mr. Frank Goodman, commented on the change in policy by simply saying, “Get out of my chair!”

In a statement released to this reporter, David Jim said “You are no longer allowed within 500 yards of the residence.” Wait…

Anyhow, here’s a list of some of the changes.

·         Annual Passholders – Walt Disney World Resort will permanently delete posts from mods and admins that are political, degrading, or just plain stupid.

·         Disney World Junkies will no longer be permitting business posts from the admins.

·         The Secret Group of Disney’s Magical Cast Members  will stop all kinds of sales. Statement from admin says they will try something they’ve never done before – hold a job.

·         I’m So Disney and You Might Be A Disney Addict will stop posting news articles and will no longer have an “official” Travel Agent. However, their news articles will still be viewable on their respective pages.

As this is an adjustment for many admins, please be kind and patient as they learn what their rules are and how to follow them. This will definitely be an adjustment for everyone.

This story is developing.


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